I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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