i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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