It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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