My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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