Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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