The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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