She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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