I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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