How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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