no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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