i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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