Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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