kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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