Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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