Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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