Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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