it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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