who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
please come you make the beer taste better
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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