All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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