your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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