it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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