So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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