He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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