Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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