just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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