I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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