Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think your dad took our porno
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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