too bad you live with your parents still
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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