Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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