You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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