This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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