Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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