your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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