I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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