If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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