Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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