ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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