Me too!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
