He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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