the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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