If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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