I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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