And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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