i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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