yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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