i don't like sucking hair
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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