Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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