She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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