Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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