And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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