weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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