Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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