I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
