I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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